I'm not a big player of fantasy roleplaying games, but you don't have to be clearing a dungeon to know that everything is better with a Lich! It's got +5 cuteness, and -1000 smallness. I have no idea if what I just wrote makes any sense within any known gaming schema, but I'm going for it.

• Specs: 2.5(w) x 2.5(d) x 4(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!