Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.

 

Chef: Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knife skills, and his horrifying rampages from which there are no survivors! I mean his great use of garlic. 7(w) x 5(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

 

Demon: From deep in the bowels of the earth, far into the chasms from which no one ever returns, past the horizon of all decency and light, comes the voice of the great ancient terror. And lo, it speaks. And it says, "Ribbit." 7(w) x 5(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

 

Egg: Soooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually, have you tried it? No really. You should try it. Do it. I'm definitely not going to eat you. Do it. Salt. On your head. Now. 7(w) x 6(d) x 7.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

 

Lotus Flower: Little ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower? Were you born that way? Are you just a very exotic frog type that happens to perfectly resemble a Nelumbo Nucifera? Don't know! Don't care! Love you just the way you are! 7(w) x 6(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

 

Toadstool: A "preposition" is grammatically anything a frog can do to a toadstool. It can be on a toadstool. It can be under a toadstool. It can be around the toadstool. It can be...a toadstool? Yes. Yes it can. But that's just a standard present tense verb with a third person singular subject. So.  6.5(w) x 6.5(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!